apologies to the other SG

yesterday, sitting at a sunny picnic table, half protected by the shade of an umbrella, and half protected by cold beer, my wise friend David pointed out the problem with referring to myself as SG: Bill Simmons, who obviously cannot refer to himself as BS. I can't even refer to him as BS because he wrote what just may be the funniest/greatest movie review/summary of all time. It was introduced to me in February 2004. I remember because it was after I thought Elvis Mitchell wrote the funniest movie review of all time that someone linked me to Bill Simmons. Below are links to both reviews. Check them out and let me know what you think. Elvis Mitchell's Dirty Dancing Havana Nights Review Holy trilogy of the 'Karate Kid' by Bill Simmons if you still don't know what I'm talking about, you should check out BS's blog: the Sports Guy. Forever more on my SG, he will be known as the other SG p.s. I learned that neat italics trick in my HTML class.