4/18/2007

Sausage Eater Makes Better Door Than Window

Manners are important to me. Keep your elbows off the table and keep yourself in the aisle until after the play. Tonight I (and the fake Mike Jacobs and the two guys in front of us) missed A-Rod's 9th HR of the season because this eater of sausage (pictured left) was in such a hurry to get to his seat. Not cool. I'm pretty sure he missed the curtain call, and I Know he did not have a napkin.

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